22 March 2007

Beware: Random Blog

Explore. The. World. In. All. Its. Grandeur. And. Complexities. And. Infinite. Possibilities.

i need an adventure in my life. i'm thinking of just up and going to alaska to become a crab-fisherwoman. if that doesn't work out, then maybe i'll just go to the black forest where the secret dwarf of doodles lives and he will grant me the power to doodle my way into the white house where i shall decree that all men and women shall take every third day off to learn how to become professional snowboarding delivery people so that everyone gets their mail, after all, it's hard to deliver that mail in the mountains, especially the alps. but i've never been. sometimes when you brew the stars on a clear night, heaven speaks its secrets, and only then can one clear up their foot fungus. i like bikes. soon i shall become the first woman to ever ride one.

1 comment:

Zoobey said...

I think if you could just persuade everyone to live downhill from their neighbor, snowboard postal service just might work.